David Wain; Michael Showalter
- Gene's monologue - Wet Hot American Summer
You're probably asking yourselves, "Isn't he a weirdo? Outcast? Loose cannon?" Maybe. I don't think so. I wanna introduce you guys to someone. This is my friend (Gene holds out a can of vegetables). Well I don't know who he is, but I do know this: At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, he was there to show me a new way. 'Cause I couldn't hide from him. And I can be proud of who I am. I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend a last dinner together: Be proud of who you are!
