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Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

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Harlan Coben - Fade Away
Myron noticed that Hector was suddenly giving him an odd look. Was he starting to see through Myron's rather husky load of bull-dooky? Perhaps. But Myron looked back at him steadily and Hector quickly backed down. He might be suspicious, but not suspicious enough to risk offending the all-powerful bureaucrat by questioning his authority.

Harlan Coben - Fade Away
The jukebox blared "Little Red Corvette" by Prince. Or was it by the Artist Formerly Known As Prince? Wasn't that what he called himself now? But of course when "Little Red Corvette" had been released he had been Prince. So which was it? Myron tried to reconcile this crucial dilemma, but it began to confuse him like one of those time paradoxes in the Back to the Future movies so he gave up.

Lisa Jackson - Wicked Game
Sure enough, there was that cop. Older now, but hell, even better looking than before! How was that possible? He'd been in his mid-twenties before. Now he was in his mid-forties, and it looked like he hadn't lost one damned hair off his head. His eyes pierced like steel and he looked just as mean as he had twenty years earlier.

Gillian Flynn - Gone Girl
She twisted her precious rings on overknuckled fingers - twist, turn, creak - and fondled my arm (that old-person grope - cold fingers coveting your nice, soft, warm, new skin), and then Binks told me how her late husband of 63 years had trouble "keeping it in his pants."

Gillian Flynn - Gone Girl
She said this with one of those 'I'm almost dead so I can say this kind of stuff' grins: "He just couldn't keep it in his pants, but he loved me more than any of them." The moral to the story being: Mr. Binks was a cheating dickweasel but, you know, marriage is a compromise.

Gillian Flynn - Gone Girl
My mother had always told her kids: If you're about to do something, and you want to know if it's a bad idea, imagine seeing it printed in the paper for all the world to see.

Brendon Urie - House of Memories
Baby, we built this house on memories. Take my picture now, shake it till you see it; and when your fantasies become your legacy, promise me a place in your house of memories.

Karin Slaughter - Pretty Girls
She could not remember the last time she had lost her shit like this. Even on the day she'd ended up in jail, Claire had not lost this volume of shit. She closed her eyes and breathed in the silence of the large room. The BMW's engine was cooling. She could hear it clicking. Her heart was giving six beats for every one click. She put her hand to her chest and wondered if it was possible for your heart to explode.

Scrubs TV Show Quotes
I'm really not what you would call a winner. Oh sure, I'm a lawyer. But that's only because I took the bar exam in Alaska and they only have like four laws, and most of them are about when you can, and cannot, kill seals.

Scrubs TV Show Quotes
In my spare time, I also enjoy stuffing animals. Usually with other animals. For instance, a badger will hold five squirrels. A squirrel will hold most of a cat. A mouse will hold a shrew and a vole. You get it... the circle of life. I have broken the sound barrier, but you must never ask me how. I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun.

Scrubs TV Show Quotes
We're gonna go ahead and get a full workup on this guy. So while I drop an NG tube and do a gastric lavage, why don't you go ahead and get an order on EKG with cardio biomarkers. If you need to know where those are, they're on page 37 of the Ann Taylor catalog, right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater you've wanted for so long but haven't had the courage to order 'cause you're worried your nipples might just go ahead and peek their little pink selves through.

Scrubs TV Show Quotes
His mom doesn't die. Tyra uses her connections in the supermodel world to get government scientists to put Turk's mom's brain into Heidi Klum's body. She falls in love with me, we all move in together.

Scrubs TV Show - Dr. Cox Quotes
About a year ago, Jordan said she wanted to crash for a while. Now my office is a nursery, my closet is my office, my clothes are in the entertainment center and my TV is in the john... which I guess is kind of nice. I don't even know anymore.

Scrubs TV Show - Dr. Cox Quotes
I'm afraid you have me confused with somebody who gives a crap. It's okay, you don't need to be embarrassed. Turns out it happens all the time; for instance, father actually made the same mistake on his deathbed.

Scrubs TV Show - Dr. Cox Quotes
Well, how about you let me worry about the way we do things around here, but if I ever do need advice on how to make a top notch rum and Coke, well then by gum mister you had better be by the phone cause I just might give you a jingle. Ring-Ring! Hello, Dan? Cox-a-Roonie. Regarding the rum and Coke issue. Couldn't be more confused!

Scrubs TV Show - Dr. Cox Quotes
You know I did get that there memo, Bob, and at first I just threw it away, but then I decided that wasn't a grand enough gesture. So I made a replica of you out of straw and I put my lab coat on it with your memo in the pocket, and then I invited all the kids in the neighborhood to come over to light it on fire and whack it with sticks.

Scrubs TV Show - Dr. Cox Quotes
The good news is that Murray and his dad are a match, kidney wise. The better news is that the test revealed a little secret that you're gonna wanna share with your new pal. Gregory isn't Murray's biological father! By the by, this moment is so great I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of tiny little moments.

Scrubs TV Show - Dr. Cox Quotes
Can I ask you a personal question? Just how long has it been since you swept the stuffed animals off of your bed, thrown your ankles up in the air and thanked whatever god you pray to that you didn't have on your granny panties?

Scrubs TV Show Quotes
My emotional journey began at five years old when I walked in on my parents having sex in a position my father would later playfully describe as "the jackhammer." I have a mentor that verbally abuses me every chance he gets and no matter how much I try I can't stop constantly narrating my own life.

Scrubs TV Show Quotes
What? A guy can't take three days off work and travel eight hundred miles on a bus holding a double-layer fudge cake just to say, "Hey, how are things?"