I have five rules, memorize them. Rule number one don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change. Trauma protocol, phone list, pagers. Nurses will page you, you answer every page at a run. A run. That's rule number two. Your first shift starts now and lasts 48 hours. You're interns, grunts, nobodies, bottom of the surgical food chain. You run labs, write orders, work every second night until you drop, and don't complain!