Dude it's a joke. Chill out.

how did you get it in your head that cyanide is spicy? I'm seriously doubting that you've tried it...though judging by the lack of intelligence apparent in your quote, you just might have...

FYI - cyanide smells and tastes like bitter almond...that's something you should have learned in high school chemistry...

And "whip your mom".....? Seriously? What the hell are you talking about?

and yet again more stupidity....