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Kenzie Sauer
A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

Brenda Shaughnessy
Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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The Jerk - The Jerk
I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the eveni.

Everything Everything - No Reptiles
Slip from the trees to the dirt to the menace To the wild to the car, under snow, cut to ribbons Like a coral to your shin, like a manacle to swing Fresh from the breast, now a river running fat To the manor born a rat, to the manor born a flea To a flood to a drain, now a rubber, now a chain.

Big Shaq - Man's not hot
Two plus two is four Minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block Smoke trees (ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (you man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda) He's got the pumpy (big ting) Hold tight, my man (my guy) He's got the frisbee (shew) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispies Hold tight my girl Whitney (my G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin' ten toes.