Bubblegum Lollipops
My boyfriend gave me an apple, my boyfriend gave me a pare, my boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and threw me down the stairs. I gave him back that apple, I gave his back the pare, I gave him back that kiss on the lips and threw his down the stairs. I threw him over London, threw him over France, I threw him over the Harbor Bridge without his underpants. I saw him at the lolly shop buying some bubblegum and when he wasn't looking I shoved it up his bum.