Born a Crime - Tevor Noah

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Then I had an idea. Why bother with the outhouse at all? Why not put some newspaper on the floor and do my business like a puppy? That seemed like a fantastic idea. So that's what I did. I took the newspaper, laid it out on the kitchen floor, pulled down my pants, and squatted and got to it.

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slowtyper237 2 months ago
This quote is a little disturbing out of context but its actually part of a hilarious story. You can find it online here or just by searching it up: http://tools4literature.weebly.com/born-a-crime.html

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