God has already answered your prayers - Steve Conrad

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A man was drowning in the river. A boat comes along and the captain yells at the man "Do you need some help?", No thanks came the reply "God will save me" and off the ship sails. A 2nd boat comes along "Do you need some help?" yelled the captain. No thanks came the reply "God will save me" and off the ship sails. Eventually the man drowns and God is there waiting for him in heaven. "How come you didn't save me" the man asks God. "What are you talking about, I sent you 2 big boats you dummy"

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sstruck007 2 years ago
Haha, hilarious.

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