Jack Handey

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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

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luna00wym 3 years, 11 months ago
Are GenZ because you sound like one of us. Lol HAHAHA
weesin 4 years, 11 months ago
This quote is hilarious. Gotta love Jack Handey!

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