Deep Thoughts - Jack Handy

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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about all the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they would be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "it is better to drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

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